Don't read this blog. It's boring.

My weekends have been flying by these days. I can't believe it. I know it's because my new position at work has been so time-consuming, but honestly! So, this weekend I tried to have as little fun as possible in an attempt to slow down time. "Time flies when you're having fun." So, the opposite should be true, too, right?

I sat in a hard chair in silence. Still the hours flew by. Then I jammed a fork into my foot. That turned out to be more fun than I imagined. I need three day weekends. I guess I should just be patient until the Jewish High Holidays. That's a lot of paid days off. I wonder if I get any days off for Passover. I can't remember how it worked last year. I should write these things down.

Also, how does Matt sleep at night knowing he has completely abandoned his blog. The blog is hungry and has a full diaper. Matt just sets it down and walks away.