Rodney Dangerfield-style

I'm going BACK TO SCHOOL. How weird is that? I'm 31 years old and will be attending a school with a herd of 18-22 year olds. Aside from the obvious voyeuristic challenges, I don't want to be one of the "annoying adult" students that I encountered in my first run at school. So, first of all, I will not be volunteering my "life experiences" during discussions. I will not incessantly ask irrelevant questions. And I will not correct the professor because I had this friend once who had this job and he always told me that when.....

Though, I hear that on your first day you should pick a fight with the biggest kid on campus to let everyone know you're not a chump. That's either for college or prison, but i assume it's good for both.

I have tentatively decided to major in Art and minor in Political Science. But, that may change within the hour. It's going to take me a while, since I'll only be able to take 2 classes per semester and it seems, with all my previous credits, I'm still only a Junior. But, I'm pretty excited about it. I'm gonna' be so smart. You'll see.