Here's a list of things I don't like at all:


- Spider webs. I have walked into at least a single strand every day for a week. I get so very mad.

- When I call 5 people in a row and none of them answer and I know full well that some of you are home. Bastards!

- Commas. My boss insists on flooding his letters and emails with inappropriately placed commas. I've tried to dissuade him, but he aint havin' it. He, loves, all those, commas. Not me I hate them.

- Buying gas.

- Boobies.

Here's one thing I like:

- When you wake up early in the morning, check the clock and realize that you still have two more hours before you have to get up. That's fucking delirious. I wish I always had two more hours.