So Many Spoilers Ahead


I got a bit of a bad vibe about X-Men III before I went to see it today. There were a few nay-sayers out there, so I went in to the theater cautiously. My hopes not too high.
I don't know what movie these people saw, but the one I saw was phenomenal. So big. Sooo big. And so many mutants. So many. There was an army of them. Someone has been reading my diary. And talk about ballsy. They freakin' killed THREE of the main characters. And not brainlessly. They really made the story. I loved it.
I'm not even going to dip into my at-least-there-was-flying-and-lazerhands ideal. No need. It was a great, epic, bold story with terrific action and flying and lazerhands.
What do you people want?


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SPOILER ALERT!
(As I posted elsewhere, here is the scene I missed in X3)
WOLVERINE: It's just too much, I have to kill Jean, to save the world! There is no other choice! She's too powerful to live!
BEAST: Yeah, tell me about it. If only there were someway to take her powers away without killing her!
WOLVERINE: What? That's crazy talk (gets shot at with a hundred and fifty little needles full of mutant de-powering serum) Hey! Stop shooting at me with mutant de-powering serum you guys! I have to go and kill the only woman I love because her mutant powers are too powerful! I have no other choice!
BEAST: Uh, Wolverine, call me crazy but I got an idea . . .
WOLVERINE: You and your furball ideas! Now, move I gotta girlfriend to kill.
END SCENE
Heh. Silly homo-inferior expecting salient plots without glaring loopholes. Have you READ The X-Men comics, man? It's not about concision or accuracy of story; it's all about the action and flash and boobies and melodrama. Where you been?
I agree with you, Ted, that often comics are filled with this BS, but the New X-Men by Grant Morrison was SO much better than this - and that is what the claw in the belly is from.
And "so many mutants"? Please! They were pratcially making up people and throwing them in to try to bulk it up. Ugh. Sooo bad!
I'm so dissapointed in you, K-Pol. I thought you were better than this.
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